My Life Is Terrible

Vacation time!

Tony — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:01:12 +0000

Hey there everyone! Over the next week or so, I’ll be in San Francisco, visiting family. Needless to say, I haven’t prepared a proper stockpile of comics to see the site through my absence. That means hiatus!

There’s a silver lining, though. I am gonna work my ass off to get shit done while I’m away, and when I get back and resume updating, we’ll see… RELIABLE UPDATES. Three days a week! We’re going all the way with this!

Book Learnin’

Tony — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 06:00:41 +0000

The punchline here is that Darlene’s roommate is awful

The Draft

Tony — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 06:00:22 +0000

What Arthur doesn’t know is that Slumpy is also challenging his beliefs about his own immune system, albeit in a more subtle way.

Write some comics

Tony — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:00:25 +0000

This is one of those comics where it was too wide for my scanner sort of but I don’t really give enough shit to fix it, hope this is acceptable

Goodbye

Tony — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:00:03 +0000

Hooray this comic is late and hooray this arc is over! Slumpy now wanders his house wondering if anyone forgot any food in the closets or anything like that.

Woooooaaaaahhhhhh

Tony — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:00:14 +0000

The CIA project was abandoned after one of the test subjects started coming up with sensible ways to balance the national budget while at the same time boosting standards of living

The Trial, pt. 1

Tony — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 06:00:03 +0000

MLIT Behind the Scenes: I actually have no fucking clue how court works. I assume it’s not dissimilar to gladiatorial combat in suits.

Ezra’s Plan

Tony — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 06:00:17 +0000

Ezra understands social and group dynamics because he is Educated.

The end is near

Tony — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:42:19 +0000

So, this arc with Robert and Slumpy has been going on for quite some time now, including some down-time. Personally, I don’t think it’s my best material ever. I think it’s fine, or I wouldn’t run it, but I just want to let the readers know that this arc will be ending in the near future, so we can get on with more adventures of Slumpy and co.. I’m not cutting it off early, it’s just getting to the end I’ve planned and I’m ready to move on. If you hated it or whatever, feel free to let me know!

Also, I’ll be doing more advice columns as soon as I get submissions.

Ezra, pt. 2

Tony — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 06:00:15 +0000

When a Man has known your Father, forever shall you obey and respect that Man.