My Life Is Terrible

Importing of old material continues on schedule! Look forward to columns soon, including NEW columns.

No comics next week!

Sorry MLITeers! Next week is my birthday and I’m taking it off. I’d run guest strips during this time, but I don’t have any! I hate to do this but it’s just not possible for me to make and update comics with my plans. Comics will return as usual monday the 13th. Until then!

News and things

Thanks to everyone who’s continued to stop by, despite my highly unprofessional week off. I love you! Unfortunately, I only love you as a friend, but hang in there; you’re a nice guy and you’ll find a great girl eventually.
As I am reaching the end of my semester, I have a lot of papers and […]

Now 30% more unreliable, free!

Hey there kiddos! As you may have noticed, there’s no new comic right now, despite the legions of fans that have been furiously tapping F5 since 12:01 this morning. Well, stop destroying your fine Chinese electronic imports, kids, because there probably won’t be one! Due to my extremely poor decision-making, I am currently enrolled in […]

Coming soon: comics

Good news! Finals are done and I’m mostly alive. Expect comics to continue Wednesday!

comic wednesday

comic returns wednesday, I apologize for the delay. Things will be regular again, I promise!

The Continuing Chronicles of the Scanner

This is absolutely brutal. I have a comic, right here, waiting to be posted. It’s good. I like it. I laughed at it. I laugh at my own work, because I’m a big narcissist like that. But you know what? I can’t show it to you. I can’t show it to you because of GOD […]

COMIC BLITZ WEEK

Hey everybody! Sick of me being late and unreliable? I am too! That’s why this week we will be putting up a new comic EVERY DAY, rather than  M-W-F. Enjoy!

The end is near

So, this arc with Robert and Slumpy has been going on for quite some time now, including some down-time. Personally, I don’t think it’s my best material ever. I think it’s fine, or I wouldn’t run it, but I just want to let the readers know that this arc will be ending in the near […]

Vacation time!

Hey there everyone! Over the next week or so, I’ll be in San Francisco, visiting family. Needless to say, I haven’t prepared a proper stockpile of comics to see the site through my absence. That means hiatus!
There’s a silver lining, though. I am gonna work my ass off to get shit done while I’m away, […]